Publix Poop: Where blogging is a pleasure.

You: *Clearly in the middle of bagging a huge order.*
Customer: “I really would have preferred paper…”
You: *Freezes* Would you like me to rebag the order?
Customer: N-n-no.

dead-dreamer:

And the customers will look at me and ask “Can I have paper in plastic?”

And I will whisper, “Cunt.”

She killed her co-worker… They probably kept asking the customer if plastic was okay.

  • Customer: *Large, waddling. Order is larger than them, somehow.*
  • Me: *Cashier, no bagger.*
  • Me: Hi, is plastic okay?
  • Customer: Double paper, in plastic.
  • Me:
  • Customer:
  • Me:
  • Customer:
  • Me:
  • Customer: ...
  • Me: K.